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Seth & Amy Would "Really" Thrive Today

I don’t know about you folks, but I’m “really” having a great time. Sure, summer is about to come to an end, and the “anointed” one is about to do an interview on CNN with Tim Walz holding her hand along with Dana Bash. Did anyone tell you that it’s recorded? Where are Seth and Amy when you need them? I wonder what it would be like if they were the moderators of the interview, along with a few other Democrats to chime in from time to time.

Really 2024 Style

Seth: Amy, nice to see you after all of these years. How are you doing?

Amy: I’m pretty good, Seth, and I’m “really” happy to be here. How about you?

Seth: I'm too, Amy, and even happier that we’re not confined to SNL politics.

Amy: “Really.” So Seth, what’s on the agenda? I hear that the copycat Kamala is about the speak to the nation.

Seth: That’s what I hear, but what’s with Tampon Tim sitting with her? “Really,” is he there for support? Given that she wants to “build a wall” I guess he won’t make any 30-foot ladders, “really.”

Amy: “Really,” so why is he there?

Seth: I don’t know, but I hear he’s going to be carrying an automatic rifle and wearing a camouflage hat. Maybe he’s the one who sold Trump’s assassin the gun, “really.”

Amy: “Really,” but there’s so much more.

Seth: “Really,” so tell me, where is Joe going to vacation next? “Really,” maybe we can find a way for him to replace one of the astronauts on the Space Station.

Amy: “Really,” but that ship has sailed, “really.” Too bad he wasn’t, but that’s what his dear friend Nancy Pelosi had in mind.

Seth: “Really,” but from what I hear, she and Obama had it all planned, “really.”

Amy: “Really,” but I hear her husband Paul has been investing in Space X, “really.”

Seth: “Really,” Amy, he’s probably short the U.S. Dollar right now.

Amy: “Really,” but she wears the pants in that family just like Kamala, “really.”

Seth: “Really,” but what kind of “softball” questions is Dana Bash going to throw at her? I guess we are going to find out what makes her “cackle,” “really.”

Amy: "Really.”

Seth: “Really,” maybe it’s just the fact that she doesn’t know too much of anything to talk about except why she’s changing her positions, “really.”

Amy: “Really,” maybe she and her buddy Tim are about to kick off a campaign that is a copy of what Trump is talking about, “really.”

Seth: “Really,” or maybe they’re starting a new tampon company, “Kamala’s Kotton,” with T-shirts from China, “really.”

Amy: “Really,” but in reality Seth, we have a problem here.

Seth: “Really,” we do, and it’s deeper than anyone thinks it is. I don’t know about you but I do not drive a Tesla because I can’t find a charging station, “really.”

Amy: “Really,” billions of dollars wasted, what’s next?

Seth: Who knows Amy, but one thing I know is that Americans are smart.

Amy: “Really,” Seth, they are, but they are gullible too. “Really,” I like the “orange man” in this round and I’m not talking about Biden’s new tan.

Seth: “Really,” time will tell, and it starts after Labor Day. I look forward to all of the debates. I hope there is more than one, “really.”

Amy: “Really.”

Look, folks, like Robert Preston said in The Music Man, “We have trouble my friends.” Right here in the United States, democracy as we know it is in trouble. Your vote will make the difference. Telling others of your position will make the difference. We can move the future with our words. Choose them wisely and vote.

“Ya Got Trouble” is real. Robert Preston was real, too, and I was fortunate to play his role. I’ll never forget this song. It’s real, folks, and only you can make a difference. It’s a couple of months until the election. I choose Trump even though he has his faults. I do so because he has a track record that works. Trump speaks of a true future, while on the other side she just “cackles”. Enough people, it’s time to act.